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50 Guy Cream Pie #4: Tera Joy

I must confess I've always had a particular fetish for gangbang videos. The appeal of gangbang videos is difficult to explain. Many men declare that they would never watch one, and in fact, they proudly state that they only watch lesbian porn because they don't want to see even a single male onscreen in any of their porn, never mind a whole group of them. No doubt a certain amount of self-conscious sexual identity plays into this kind of public disdain for gangbang videos; some people may feel that wanting to watch a gangbang video makes you gay, even though the sex onscreen is heterosexual.

But a study which was discussed on June 8 2005 in Nature Magazine and New Scientist Magazine may help shed some light on this matter. The study, which was originally conducted by Leigh Simmons and Sarah Kilgallon of the University of Western Australia in Perth, revealed that sperm motility in men increases after watching pornography which depicted what the researchers called "sperm competition", ie- other men having sex with women. This finding rather strongly suggests that despite the self-consciously stated preferences of the "I don't wanna see no men onscreen" crowd, males are actually highly aroused by heterosexual porn in which they see "sperm competition".

This is probably an evolutionary adaptation, in which your body reacts to perceived sperm competition by cranking up the machinery, so to speak, in order to compete. So take heart, all you people out there who like gangbang videos. If the study's conclusions are valid, then there's probably nothing wrong with you at all. And as for you guys who claim that you're turned off by heterosexual porn and will watch nothing but lesbo scenes, maybe you just lack that competitive spirit :)

All of that aside, one has to be picky when selecting gangbang videos. And gangbangs involving very large numbers of men force you to be even pickier than usual, because they can very easily go terribly wrong. In this case, we have 50 men lined up outside a bar somewhere in Europe, and just one eager whore waiting inside for them. That's a pretty stark ratio of cock to pussy, but this director manages to pull off the gangbang without falling into too many of the typical pitfalls of big gangbang videos such as mechanical lineups, misogynistic abuse, or camerawork in which the girl is always obscured by men who get in the way.

Tera Joy is not as nasty as Brigitte Kerkove, Arianna Jolee, Hillary Scott, or some of the other over-the-top porno actresses out there, but she's attractive and enthusiastic and does a good job here. It's a bit "tame" as huge gangbang videos go, and as a result, it actually seems like she might be plausibly enjoying the experience. Bottom line: my wife thought it was pretty good. She does not hesitate to pull the trigger and say that a gangbang video is no good if it rubs her the wrong way, so I consider that a pretty good endorsement.

Part of Rebecca's approval may have come from the unscripted, spontaneous atmosphere. The guys are hooting and hollering as she strips and dances for them before the festivities start, and it seems almost like some huge stag party. That lent a certain air of authenticity to the performances which is so often lacking in other big gangbang videos: the men all appear really excited to be there, and so does she.

There's really not much point going through a "blow by blow" of all the various acts performed. Let's just say that it never gets too raunchy, although the usual sex acts occur. Because it's a "cream pie" movie, they generally cum in her pussy or her ass, rather than pulling out and dropping a load on her face as is customary for most gangbang videos. So she has the unusual distinction of finishing her huge gangbang video with a clean face, and without doing anything gross like drinking cum out of a glass. As Rebecca put it, she might very well have enjoyed this, rather than stumbling out afterwards clutching her paycheque and thinking "thank God it's over".

Raincoaters may rate this movie down because it's tame as huge gangbangs go, but if there's such a thing as a giant gangbang video for couples, this one might just fit the bill.

Rating: 4/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: none
Running time: 1 hour, 19 minutes
Video quality: good
Studio: Devil's Film
Producer: Unknown
Director: Unknown

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