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Black In Blondes DVD 5-Pack Vol 1-5

If you watch any Devil's Films compilations, one thing you will quickly realize about Devil's Films: they resell the same material over and over and over. The fact that a different compilation has a different name does not mean it will contain different material. Therefore, you will probably not be surprised to learn that the Blacks in Blondes series is really nothing more than the same old Gangland scenes which were used in the Black Gangbangers compilations. The Black Gangbangers compilations made great sense because you could buy 5 discs with 8 scenes apiece for $20 (that's $0.50 per scene), as opposed to buying the original Gangland movies which cost $15 apiece and have only 3 scenes on each disc (that's $5 per scene, or ten times more expensive per scene than the Black Gangbangers compilations). To be honest, I don't even know why they expect anyone to buy the Gangland movies any more, given the enormous discount when you get them in compilation form.

Having said all of the above, I must say that the Blacks in Blondes compilation, despite being similarly priced, is not a good idea. It contains basically the same material as Black Gangbangers, but it cuts out any scenes that don't have blondes in them. What's the use in that? Unless you really don't like brunettes, redheads, and Asians, this seems pointless. The verdict on this whole series has to be a thumbs-down; it offers similar value for money to the Black Gangbangers series so its only distinguishing feature is the fact that it gets rid of any scene that doesn't have a blonde in it. Whoopee.

Volume 1

Scene 1: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 12 Scene 4

Scene 2: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 1 Scene 1

Scene 3: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 3

Scene 4: Jake Steed interviews for a porn job. That's not a bad idea for a porn scene, but the girl is a little skanky, and there is excessive POV blowjob footage. I never understood the POV fetish, but it's particularly useless when watching with a woman at your side. Thumbs down.

Scene 5: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 7

Scene 6: A blonde plays with herself by the poolside in an apartment complex of some sort. Several black guys show up and she teases them by sucking their dicks one at a time, but only for 30 seconds or so. Eventually they all get a crack at her, and she's asking for it the whole time. This is a pretty good scene, despite the lack of any real setup other than "she's horny". The way she walks around teasing the men for a while is what stands out about this scene. Thumbs up.

Scene 7: In this scene, a pretty blonde throws herself at Jake Steed, which isn't a bad way to start a porn scene. After all, what teenager didn't fantasize about a pretty young woman throwing herself at you? But it's a blowjob scene: no orifices penetrated except her mouth. I personally find blowjob scenes to be tedious and boring no matter who's in them. Thumbs down.

In conclusion, this disc has only three scenes which aren't already on the Black Gangbangers compilations. Of those three new scenes, only one is actually good.

Volume 2

Scene 1: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 1 Scene 7

Scene 2: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 14 Scene 4

Scene 3: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 4

Scene 4: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 6

Scene 5: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 5 Scene 8

Scene 6: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 5 Scene 2

Scene 7: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 3 Scene 8

Scene 8: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 5 Scene 3

In conclusion, this disc is completely redundant if you have the Black Gangbangers compilation, so you should either skip it or pick up Black Gangbangers if you want any of the scenes on this disc.

Volume 3

Scene 1: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 5 Scene 4

Scene 2: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 2

Scene 3: Wesley Pipes give a curious blonde a tour of the porn warehouse. I don't have much to say about this scene except to point out that I hate Wesley Pipes, and can't stand most scenes with him in them. Just seeing that ridiculous low-rider "exposed underwear" clothing style of his makes me want to throw the DVD in the trash. Thumbs down.

Scene 4: Wesley Pipes gives a British blonde a tryout for porn. Once again, his presence and nonstop ghetto banter ruins the scene. Thumbs down.

Scene 5: Two blondes, three black guys, no story. It's played like a sex party, and nothing more. Having said that, it's not too bad. Everyone's relaxed and having a good time. Thumbs up.

Scene 6: The little blonde cop from Black Gangbangers Volume 8 Series 3 is being followed, so she stops on the staircase, flirts, and then goes back to the stalker's apartment, whereupon she gets a very thorough fucking. This scene is pretty good despite the presence of Wesley Pipes, who thankfully doesn't run his mouth constantly this time (although it's still annoying). Thumbs up.

Scene 7: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 6 Scene 8

Scene 8: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 4 Scene 2

Volume 4

Scene 1: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 10 Scene 2

Scene 2: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 11 Scene 6

Scene 3: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 10 Scene 4

Scene 4: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 8 Scene 6

Scene 5: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 13 Scene 5

Scene 6: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 3 Scene 6

Scene 7: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 11 Scene 7

Scene 8: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 8 Scene 3

In conclusion, this disc is completely redundant if you have the Black Gangbangers compilation, so you should either skip it or pick up Black Gangbangers if you want any of the scenes on this disc.

Volume 5

Scene 1: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 9 Scene 2

Scene 2: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 9 Scene 1

Scene 3: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 2 Scene 1

Scene 4: More Wesley Pipes ghetto bullshit. And the girl is overweight too. Thumbs down.

Scene 5: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 8 Scene 1

Scene 6: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 10 Scene 6

Scene 7: Who pays to see fat girls in porn? Not me.

Scene 8: Same as Black Gangbangers Volume 10 Scene 3

I think it goes without saying that there is absolutely no point getting this if you already have the Black Gangbangers compilations, but even if you don't, I wouldn't recommend it. The Black Gangbangers compilation has all the same material, but without the strange obsession with blondes that I never understood.

Of course, there are those who would say they don't understand the black gangbangers genre either, but I don't know if the "black" part of it is really that important. The old Anabolic "Gangbang Girl" series was also a big seller, so I think it's the "gangbang" part that's the big draw, not the "black" part. If anything, the "black" aspect can often be a detriment, because too many of the scenes deliberately invoke "ghetto" mannerisms which are just plain annoying.

Rating: 2/5 (top value for money, but redundant)
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: very little
Running time: Approximately 20 hours total
Video quality: variable
Studio: Devil's Hardcore
Producer: N/A
Director: N/A

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