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Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2

Let's just say that I have no idea what the hell this movie is supposed to be about. There is no coherent story to it, but it's not a gonzo porn either. There are scenes of degradation, scenes which are just plain disgusting, and then, out of the blue, a scene that Rebecca considers one of her favourites. The movie defies categorization, so I might as well just list the scenes.

In Scene 1, Kelly Stafford gets out of Rocco Siffredi's car, saying she has to pee. She wanders into a bad-looking area, where she meets some weird fetish chick (Sexy Luna) and ends up giving out blowjobs to a variety of different guys (Silvio Evangelista and the Bukkake Boys). Then, about ten minutes into the film, she start licking hairy male ass-crack. Let's just say that there are only a few things that will instantly destroy an erection for me, and watching a woman sticking her tongue into a man's hairy ass-crack is definitely one of them. Yecchh!! About a minute later they finally start fucking her, but now I've already been grossed out. Worse yet, the sex is very brief, and we cut almost immediately to a bunch of cumshots. After this, some decrepit old vagrant takes her to his campsite and starts licking her, and then the scene ends. So Scene 1 is basically a bunch of blowjobs, some hairy man-ass licking, a really short sex scene, and a strange epilogue with a vagrant. No thanks.

Scene 2 is one of Rebecca's favourite scenes, and appears to have nothing whatsoever to do with Scene 1. Kelly is not even in this scene, which is probably for the best because she generally does something disgusting in every scene she appears in. Anyway, a brunette and her redhead friend (Fovea and Karma) meet Rocco at some outdoor plaza in Italy, they all chat for a little while, and then they go back to his place (where Franco Roccaforte is hanging out) for some fucking. Absolutely nothing remarkable or creative about the setup, but as Rebecca explains, Rocco's easygoing manner sells the scene for her, despite some pretty raunchy content and unhygienic behaviour (what can I say, she's a Rocco fangirl). The lack of creativity is simply not a problem because the whole scene has a very natural feeling to it, rather than the "fuck by the numbers" feeling that you get from far too many pornos out there. Also, the redhead is a bit reluctant at first, and eventually warms up to the point that she's taking a serious DP pounding and enjoying it. That's also nice to see, after a parade of porno girls who either look like they don't really want to be doing this or who look like they do this every weekend just for fun. I also like the way the redhead's eyes open wide when Franco drills her ass for the first time; that's the way porno women should react to a major intrusion: not with fear or pain (or worse yet, no reaction at all), but with shock and surprise, followed by a reasonably genuine-looking enjoyment of the action. Big thumbs-up on this one.

Scene 3 begins with Kelly again, which is a bad sign. Not that she's unattractive, but she keeps doing things that I'd just rather not see. This time, she's wandering around an outdoor market, flashing a bunch of old men, and letting them touch her. I honestly have no idea who the hell would derive sexual satisfaction from something like this. Later, she goes to what looks like an old folks' home and starts giving blowjobs to the old men. At one point, she goes into the bathroom and gives a blowjob to a decrepit fat old guy who is sitting on the goddamned toilet. What the fuck?

Later in this scene she finally runs into a guy who's less than 60 years old (Silvio Evangelista again) and she has sex with him, but by now I'm so thoroughly disgusted that this scene (and the whole film, really) is beyond redemption. And now that this interminable shitfest finally turns into a sex scene, it doesn't even last one minute before the guy blows his load. From here we move to Scene 4, where Kelly is in some sort of clear plastic box and is being ferried around town. The movie looks like it's going to improve, however, because we suddenly switch to a completely unrelated locale. Two women (Martina Mercedes and Sexy Luna) are aboard a bus full of men (Robert Ribot, Silvio Evangelista, Remigio Zampa, Franco Roccaforte, and a group calling itself The Italian Battalion), and the bus starts to turn into a sex party. The scene looks like it will be a welcome relief from the parade of repulsive images furnished to us by Kelly, but ... they do some foreplay and then stop! The bus has arrived and all the men get out for Kelly. OK, so now we're finally going to see Kelly do something that's actually exciting rather than disgusting, right? Well, sort of. The ensuing gangbang is all of the guys on the bus vs Kelly and the two girls from the bus, and it's not very well choreographed. It looks like everyone had fun, but all you see is a mass of bodies.

In conclusion, I have to give this film a thumbs-down. One great scene and one mediocre, poorly shot gangbang cannot redeem what is otherwise an absolute shitfest.

Rating: 1/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: mild
Running time: 2 hours, 6 minutes
Video quality: good
Studio: Rocco Siffredi Productions
Producer: Rocco Siffredi
Director: Rocco Siffredi

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