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Hustler Hardcore Vault 4

Hustler Hardcore Vault 4 is another compilation, with all of the positives and negatives that go along with that. However, whoever compiled this volume seemed to have a particular predilection for slapping, choking, and gagging, because those are fairly consistent features in all of the scenes on this disc.

The first scene stars Courtney Cummz and Elektra Blue, from "Wet Detailed N Nailed". The setup seems to be an all-girl car wash, which turns into a three-way for the lucky customer. Both of these girls are good performers, but the scene often develops the whole choking, slapping, angry tone which is entirely too common in modern porn and which totally ruins it for me. I don't understand these people who seem to confuse sexuality and hostility. In any case, the scene is fairly standard three-way fare apart from the hostility, and (strangely enough, especially for a scene starring Courtney Cummz), there is no anal.

The second scene stars Staci Thorn, from "National Asstime". She's on a ranch, and it appears she has a thing for cowboys. Unfortunately, the cowboy in question is Otto Bauer, and the instant you see his sleazy, greasy face, you know it's going to be an unpleasant scene. Even when he's not being openly misogynistic, he's still repulsive because of the entire way he carries himself during a sex scene. His face is affixed into a permanent sneer, as if to say "Ha ha, you stupid whore, I get to treat you like shit." I hate this fucking guy almost as much as I hate Max Steiner. In any case, the scene is pretty standard one-on-one fare, and includes anal, as well as a dildo DP (human cock in the ass, dildo in the pussy).

The third scene stars the sultry Shy Love from "Latina Cum Queens", and is probably the best scene on the disc. There's no real setup; she's simply lounging around the pool behind a very expensive-looking house, and a guy shows up to fuck her. She does some deep-throating and makes some gagging sounds, but without the "grab the back of her head and shove it down" move. Also, it actually seems like the guy has some real passion for her, which is a welcome relief from that asshole Otto Bauer. The scene includes some anal, but mostly in the rather unconventional forward-cowgirl position.

The fourth scene stars Brittney Skye, from "Big Titty Woman #2". I have no idea why this scene would be included on this or any other compilation. She's not a bad-looking woman, but this one-on-one scene is completely by-the-numbers, and the director seemed to think it was really sexy for her to spit on the camera lens and then make us watch them have sex through the saliva-stained camera lens (hint: it's not). You don't have to watch the entire scene that way, but it's just an example of the way they do a lot of unconventional things that don't enhance the scene at all. I'm not against unconventional things in porn, but when they're things like "spitting all over the camera lens" or "armpit fucking" (yes, there was armpit fucking), I just don't see the appeal.

Scene #5 stars Jada Fire, from "Black Crack Attack". She's attractive and noisy, but perhaps too much so. She screams so much and so incessantly during this rather pedestrian one-on-one matchup with Mark Davis that it actually ends up sounding really fake. The same goes for her "squirting". One of the not-so-secret aspects of the "squirting" genre is that a lot of the girls aren't really having a female ejaculation at all; they're just peeing on command. And in this case, the sheer volume of her "squirting" makes me think that what I'm watching is really just a urine festival. Mind you, a lot of people get off on that. I just don't happen to be one of them.

The sixth and final scene stars Kelly Wells, up against three guys who ruthlessly ream every orifice she has. What can I say about Kelly Wells? She's a nasty, nasty girl and she's pretty damned popular with the raincoat crowd, but she's the perfect example of the "hostile sex" phenomenon that I've complained about. Her particular style is to sound like she's pissed off, and she likes to get paired up with guys who seem equally pissed off. Maybe she actually enjoys having someone grab her hair and force her head down onto his cock while another guy slaps her tits and calls her a worthless cumbucket. I don't know. But it just doesn't work for me at all, and it's too bad because I like raunch. The problem is that I like raunch where people aren't all pissed off at each other, and you generally don't get that from a Kelly Wells scene.

In conclusion, this disc seems to have been compiled by someone who had a preference for sex scenes with a hostile edge. I am quite aware that there are a lot of people out there who like this, but I pretty strongly suspect that none of those people watch porn with a woman by their sides. In any case, this disc has 1 good scene out of 6, which is not a very good score.

Rating: 1/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: yes
Running time: 2 hours, 22 minutes
Video quality: very good
Studio: Hustler Video
Producer: Various
Director: Various

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