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The Lecher 2

I've never seen "The Lecher #1", but as far as I can tell, the "Lecher" series is about a creepy middle-aged guy who hangs out in a bad part of town and spews some kind of self-important drivel about society and women in order to introduce sex scenes which have been done in a cinéma-vérité style, from the Lecher's point of view (he acts as the cameraman, occasionally reaching out and touching women during sex but thankfully not actually having sex with anyone himself). As is often the case with these gimmicky movies, the film's weakest parts are all the parts where this guy is on the screen. The first scene is about dirty women who like to come down to an abandoned warehouse to get fucked. For some reason, one of them apparently likes to watch old men pee.

That unpleasantness aside, we soon see blonde Teri Starr and brunette Caroline hooking up with Jake Steed and Valentino, in a solid two-on-two scene which starts with the Lecher fingering the girls and ends up with Jake Steed and Valentino showing up to get blowjobs, pussy, and ass. Caroline appears to be the nastier of the two, and she smiles lasciviously at the camera before taking a thorough, extended DP from the guys. All in all, it's a well-done scene with good energy and enthusiasm from everyone involved, despite cutting away several times to see clips of the Lecher spouting more nonsense about life.

The second scene stars Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome, and it starts by showing us the Lecher's morning routine. Why did the director think we would want to see this? Anyway, after an extended montage of scenes showing the creepy old guy smoking cigarettes and walking around his hotel room in his underwear, we see him go to a diner, whereupon he swiftly gets into an argument with the cook and shoots him dead. To call this entire exercise "pointless" would be a tour de force in understatement. At this point, Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome walk in for some sort of interview, and they see the dead body but seem to ignore it.

Luckily, the scene takes a decided turn for the better at this point. As if to recognize the utter pointlessness of the introduction, the director segues into a perfectly normal "short interview with porn starlet followed by sex" scene and never mentions any of the lead-in material again. It turns out that Angelica is playing a slutty air-headed former Southern beauty queen, and she's such a natural that she completely sells the part. Rebecca liked this scene a lot, particularly the part where she is casually taking off her clothes while still babbling about her beauty queen resume. She looks great and is a good performer too, enthusiastically sucking, fucking, and then taking it up the ass.

The third scene stars Dina Jewel as a sexually frustrated housewife, and Mr. Marcus and Jake Steed as the drifters who are about to solve her problems for her. Once again, Mr. Lecher dazzles us with his annoying oratory before the scene starts, but it's a pretty good scene despite all that. She's a cute little thing and she seems to really enjoy the attention of the camera and then her two drifters, right up until the part where the DP starts with Mr. Marcus ramming his meat up her ass. At that point I can't tell whether she's still enjoying it, but from her facial expressions it looks like she won't be able to take this kind of hole-stretching big-pole DP action for very long. Both men pop pretty quickly, and the scene is over. Overall, a good scene despite a few misgivings.

The fourth scene stars Malitia, the superb Sabrina Johnson, and T.T. Boy as a bunch of drugged out hippies who have a little impromptu ménage à trois in front of our Lecher cameraman. As usual for scenes where the girls outnumber the guy, there's usually one girl just sitting there doing nothing but trying to look sexy and excited. It might be fun to do (I wouldn't know, never having actually done it), but as a porn viewer, it doesn't really offer much that a one-on-one porn scene does not. However, the scene is pretty well done and the girls seem to be having a good time taking turns on T.T. Boy's pole. Only one of them takes it up the ass, and of course, it's Sabrina I would suggest that they drew straws, but if you've seen any of Sabrina Johnnson's other work, you can guess that she probably volunteered for the privilege. This girl never saw a cock that she didn't think belonged in her ass. Anyway, it's a pretty good scene.

The fifth and final scene is well-done but seems out of place in this movie. A guy and girl (Mark Davis and Eve) have sex on a rooftop. No other setup than that, and the scene is rather devoid of Mr. Lecher, which is a welcome change. Unfortunately, the scene suffers from a lack of energy compared to prior scenes. I've seen plenty of films where a scene like this would be a huge improvement, but in this movie it's something of a disappointment. I can't say it's a bad scene, but despite the welcome absence of Mr. Lecher, it's still something of a letdown compared to scenes #1 through #4.

In conclusion, this movie could be greatly improved by cutting out that annoying "Lecher" guy completely. But that's what DVD editing software is for, and the sex itself is still top notch.

Rating: 4/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: none
Running time: 2 hours, 16 minutes
Video quality: deliberately grainy
Studio: Evil Angel
Producer: John Leslie
Director: John Leslie

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