Mike's Porn Reviews - Lisa Sparxxx 50 Man Gangbang

I can sum this movie up in three words: Boring As Hell. There is no story at all, the sex scenes lack heat, Lisa Sparxxx herself is quite overweight, the male performers are a bunch of amateurs (this is supposed to be part of the appeal of the film, but I don't really see how it helps), and she spends most of her time lying flat on her back in plain missionary position.

The film has two scenes: in the first one she is gang banged by a mixed-race group of guys, and in the second one she is gang banged by a bunch of black guys. I'm not sure if there was any particular reason for this arrangement. Lisa obviously doesn't care what colour of sausage she's being pounded with, and she's willing to do all the right things: oral, anal, DP, vaginal, etc. Even better, the director does a fairly good job of keeping her in the centre of the frame most of the time so you're not continuously looking at men, and there's none of the misogyny that is all too common in gang bang videos. But the film's lack of energy still sinks it; Lisa is just not energetic enough for an exciting porn video, and spends far too much time laying passively on her back. Besides, I don't like overweight porn stars. Lisa is not unattractive, and I know some guys actually like to see a porn star who jiggles, but it's not for me.

Rating: 2/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: none
Running time: 1 hour, 23 minutes
Video quality: good
Studio: Climax 9 Productions
Producer: Unknown
Director: Unknown