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Naughty College Schoolgirls #3

I honestly thought that this movie would have a theme. It's called "Naughty College Schoolgirls", right? So it should be set in a college dorm or sorority house? Nope. It's just a generic porn movie where the girls happen to start each scene wearing a white shirt and plaid skirt.

Having said that, the film isn't too bad when taken as a fairly tame, "paint by numbers" gonzo porn. It's just that I was expecting something that played up the theme a lot more than just having them wear certain clothes at the beginning of each scene.

I would summarize the scenes, but to be quite honest, there's not much to distinguish one scene from the next. Each scene starts with the girl wearing the aforementioned white shirt and plaid skirt, then she does some dancing in front of the camera while saying brilliant lines like "You know what turns me on? A nice hard cock." Then we move onto a bit of oral foreplay followed by vaginal sex in several different positions. Finish with a facial pop-shot. Rinse and repeat with a different chick.

Scene #1 stars Mariah Wind with Eric Price, scene #2 stars Carina with Chris Charming, and scene #3 stars Tasha Hunter with Lexington Steele. All of the girls look good, everyone seems to be having a good time, and the lighting and direction is reasonably competent. There's nothing really wrong with any of these scenes per se, but their similarity and the lack of a meaningful setup before each scene produced a bland impression, at least on me. Nevertheless, I can't bring myself to say that they're bad scenes; they're just not memorable.

Scene #4 stars Jewel De Nyle with Nacho Grande, and it departs from the previous scenes, in a way that you might like or dislike depending on your tastes. While the previous sex scenes were like the kind of sex that a real-life couple might have, this one is an example of "angry sex", where both partners act as if they're a little pissed off at each other. It's a put-on of course (and not much of a surprise if you're familiar with Nacho's prior work), but the slapping and negativity and spitting are there nonetheless. Worse yet, it ends with Jewel licking Nacho's asshole, and as you may know, I find the sight of females performing analingus on males to be one of the most disgusting things in porn.

In the end, I have to rate this film "nothing to write home about". But if you're looking for an inoffensive, "safe" porno movie (at least for the first 3 scenes), this one might do the trick.

Rating: 2/5
Anal/DP: no
Choking/slapping/abuse: yes
Running time: 1 hour, 24 minutes
Video quality: good
Studio: New Sensations
Producer: Unknown
Director: Unknown

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