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My Hot Wife is Fucking Blackzilla #8

This series is pure formula whose theme is obvious simply from looking at the title, so we might as well go straight to the performer list. Shane Diesel is the male performer in every scene, so the disc is basically Shane Diesel with five different ladies, one at a time.

First up is "India", a classy-looking brunette who looks like someone who might really have a normal life. Unlike most porn stars, I could actually see her having a real job. This is a vaginal-only scene with absolutely nothing unusual in terms of the action, so the scene must be sold pretty much entirely on her on-screen persona. Luckily, that's more than enough to make the scene work in her case, particularly since she's paired up with Shane Diesel and his laid-back on-screen persona works well with hers. Her small frame also works well with his fat cock; it's almost hilarious to see her trying to (unsuccessfully) stuff his over-sized prick into her mouth, and watching her squirm as he penetrates her. But she seems to like it, and it's a good scene all-around.

The second girl to be sacrificed to King Dong is "Bobbi", a bubbly brunette who looks and acts like the proverbial "girl next door". She's a little too giggly so she comes off as quite the airhead, but let's face it: that's part of the proverbial "girl next door" too. This is a vaginal-only scene, which is not much of a surprise; there aren't that many girls out there who can take Shane Diesel up the ass, even in porn. But that's OK; if I had to make a complaint about this scene I would just say that it didn't seem as memorable to me as India's scene. But that's not to say there's anything wrong with it. Also, she's a howler.

"Sheila" stars in the third scene on this disc, and she looks more like a typical porn girl, complete with giant plastic tits. After the first two curiously wholesome-looking girls on this disc, that's a real let-down. Worse yet, she's clearly just doing this for the money, because a true porn girl (and a lot of regular girls) will love the big cock, and she ... doesn't. Everything about her body language indicates that she really isn't eager to have Shane Diesel's fat cock in her pussy, which is totally unacceptable for a porn girl. Look, I'm a man and I don't know what it feels like for a woman to get fucked by a cock of that size, but I do know that the "Kong" life-like vibrator from Doc Johnson is of very similar scale to Shane's dick, and I know for a fact that a normal non-porn woman can handle "Kong" up her pussy and enjoy it, as long as she's warmed up and eager for it. So what's up with Sheila? Throughout the whole scene, I get the impression that she's thinking: "I can't wait for this to be over so I can get paid". Not a good scene.

"Tiffany" is our fourth contestant, and like "Sheila", she looks like a typical porn girl. Big obviously artificial tits, a huge tattoo on her back, etc. I really wish porno wasn't so inundated with this type, because it doesn't turn my crank. But that's what we have to work with in this scene. And since all the scenes on this disc are based on the story that the girl is supposedly some guy's wife, this scene loses points because you just can't suspend disbelief for the notion of this girl being a housewife even if you try. Having said that, she has good energy and enthusiasm, so I can't say that it's really a bad scene, but I just can't find a reason to speak highly of it in comparison to the first two scenes on this disc. It is, however, better than Sheila's scene.

"Lexi" is our fifth and final "housewife", and for lack of a better word, she looks ... rough. Just look at all her goddamned tattoos. She looks like someone who has a history of criminal behaviour, but she's also a pretty good performer, and she takes the only anal penetration on this disc. As with every other performer on this disc but Sheila, she does a pretty good job in terms of enthusiasm, and you have to respect any girl who takes Shane Diesel's cock all the way up her ass. She takes it for quite a while too; no "blink and you'll miss it" anal scene for Lexi. It's unfortunate that her appearance is so rough, because she's a pretty good performer in other ways.

In conclusion, this disc has two good scenes, two OK scenes, and one bad scene. That's good enough for 3 of 5. Mind you, wholesome-looking women are hard enough to find in porn that I'd recommend this one based on the first scene alone.

Rating: 3/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: no
Running time: 2 hours, 41 minutes
Video quality: Very good.
Studio: Pink Visuals
Producer: P. Willy
Director: Destro Damus

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