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My Wife's 1st Monster Cock #7

Rebecca often finds these light-hearted adultery-based pseudo-reality videos to be really amusing, which is rather ironic since loyalty is her watch-word in real-life. Anyway, that's what separates entertainment from reality; it's too bad that so many people who attack porn (and violent movies or video-games for that matter) don't seem to recognize this.

In any case, this particular example of the breed features women who claim that they're cheating on their husbands, and they apparently want to do on-screen, with hugely endowed black men such as Boz or Shane Diesel (hence the name "Blackzilla"). Are they really cheating wives? In many cases, they are recognizable pornstars who obviously do this all the time and are just playing a role. In others, I can't recognize the performer so it's possible that they're real, but I doubt it. Either way, it can potentially be good entertainment. Unfortunately, all of the scenes on this disc tend to include overly long blowjob foreplay, which tends to get tedious after a while. It can even be downright irritating if there is gagging involved.

Our first adulterous star is Trinity Post, who has also appeared in other Pink Visuals videos. She looks a little bit like Alyson Hannigan, the mainstream Hollywood actress most famous for American Pie and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show. She does a really good job of playing the slutty but shy cheating housewife. I particularly like the way she sheepishly says "I'm kind of married" before getting busy with the Bozman, who she praises for having "the perfect penis". She sells the scene so well that Rebecca liked it despite some unpleasantness during the blowjob scene (she tries to take him all the way down her throat and gags on it) and again when Boz takes her up the ass (she seems to have real trouble handling his girth up her little butt-hole). Not a perfect scene, but it still earns a thumbs-up because her enthusiasm carries it through the rough spots.

Our second adulterous star is Alana Evans, who looks exactly like every stereotypical California blonde slut you ever imagined. It would be something of an understatement to say that she's not really the ingenue that she claims to be in this scene; she's actually a top-notch butt slut who's been doing black gang-bangs and ass-fucking videos for years. If memory serves, she's even taken Mandingo up that tight little butt of hers, so when you see her in a movie called "My Hot Wife is Fucking Blackzilla", you'd expect her to do one of her trademark butt-sex scenes. Strangely enough, she doesn't. Does this make it a bad scene? No. She's a bit older now but she still looks great (in fact, I think she looks quite a bit better than she did when she was younger, because she has more meat on her bones), and she seems to enjoy herself with Richard, the guy who was chosen to give her the deep dicking called for by the film's title. I like her as a performer in general, but when you see a girl who you're used to thinking of as a butt-slut and her ass doesn't get touched at all, one can't help but feel a little disappointed. Still, I can't say it's a bad scene. If I didn't form a set of unfulfilled expectations the moment I recognized her, I would probably think more positively of it.

Our third supposedly adulterous star is Sandra Romain, a dark-haired slut from eastern Europe. Once again, she's a seasoned professional who has taken miles of cock up her ass with ease, so it's a bit difficult to buy into her as an ordinary person. But it doesn't matter, because she either loves cock or she's an absolutely superb actress. And I doubt she's a great actress. She's paired with Boz in this scene, and unlike Alana Evans, she lives up to her advance billing as a butt slut. She sucks his dick without any mood-killing gagging sounds, and she takes his cock up the ass with such gusto that you can completely believe her when she demands it harder, and faster. Rebecca liked this scene as much as I did, having been won over by Sandra's enthusiasm. Sandra is not as pretty as Alana from scene #2, but she's raunchier.

Our fourth star is Jordan, a generic-looking porno blonde who I've never seen before, with Boz. Unfortunately, she's suffering from the Red Bumps of Doom all over her genital area. I'm sorry; it may sound superficial to dismiss a scene for a simple matter of appearance like this, but I just can't get over it. When a woman's entire pubic area is covered with angry red bumps because of a bad shaving job, I get turned off. It looks like severe acne, and even though I know it's not, its effect on my enjoyment of the scene is the same. Otherwise, her scene is fairly ordinary. Nothing spectacular for or against it other than that Red Bump Landscape, but that's a show-stopper.

Our fifth and final star is Sindy, another generic-looking porno blonde, with Boz again. She does a good job in general (although there was no anal), but she's a squirter, and the camera spends a lot of time watching her squirt. Knowing that a lot of "squirters" are just releasing urine and calling it "squirting", I really can't enjoy these kinds of scenes too much, especially when the volume of fluid is such that I strongly suspect it's just pee. The scene is pretty good apart from that concern.

In conclusion, what we have here are five scenes which last roughly ½-hour apiece: one scene with a showstopper flaw, three scenes which are good but flawed, and one scene which is just plain good. That's good enough for a 3/5 score in my book.

Rating: 3/5
Anal/DP: yes
Choking/slapping/abuse: no
Running time: 2 hours, 36 minutes
Video quality: Very good.
Studio: Pink Visuals
Producer: P. Willy
Director: Destro Damus

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